22 February 2008
I didn't know cousin eddie was into working out
Did you catch any of that farce surrounding the congressional hearings on steroids? no? well, you missed out.
For example, congress (Congress?) subpoenaed Cousin Eddie from and some other guy and asked them a bunch of questions. It gave Cousin Eddie a chance to categorically deny using any type of performance enhancing drugs, even though two of his teammates and wife (wife!) used the very same drugs, from the very same guy.
It's a comfort to know that he's got the trailer to go home to.