dating red flags - updated

since dick vitale is too inane for ridicule, i thought I'd share more dating insight.

what does Pete Schweaty and his holiday treats have to do with any of this? nothing. i saw it a couple of years ago and it's still the funniest thing I've seen on television since Kramer hit a golf ball into a whale's blowhole.

re: Dating Red Flags - I share these so that you can have the same sterling success that I've had over the years. so take it for what it's worth.

• Girl is on more than two types of medication - that includes self-medication, like booze, caffeine, and nicotine. For example, if a girl drinks and takes paxil, that's okay. If a girl drinks, takes paxil, and also smokes, that's a red flag.
  
• an inability to compromise - there's a joke here about dating miss right vs. dating miss always right, but its been done.
  
• spending too much time on your myspace page - this might be very similar to "spending too much time on a blog", but I don't think so. if your myspace page has a sweet custom layout and lots of scrolling pictures and you update it every other day and post bulletins for all your friends to read then you should get out more. You're probably a really cool person (look how cool your myspace page is!).
  

this, combined with the earlier list, should be enough to get you whatever you're looking for in a prospective partner. or not.
not's good.