sooooo.... that happened

Roommate loves cheese dip, and also bean dip

My roommate is a source of great inspiration to me. He's also the source of some superb anecdotes. Sometimes these two things are combined. This is not one of those times.

I summarized his most recent effort in a text message for my friend Skott. I could go into it in more detail but Skott says that the text covers all the important bits. He it is:

"Roommate tried to pick up the dogs massive dump but was too gross & he threw up. in the koi pond. FML"

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Sooo... yeah. That happened. Fish are fine, if you're wondering. A koi is just a brightly colored carp, and carp eat pretty much anything.