This was my favorite question, by a lot:
If the velociraptor lunged at you, what would you be most likely to do?
- Curl up into a little ball and whimper
- Punch him in the mouth
- Punch him in his raptor balls
- Scream and run to the end of my chain
Be sure to click through to http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/ for a good drawing of what it would look like if I were chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.