11 October 2006

we tried to get bigger hats, but we already looked like weeble-wobbles


what is the deal w/ the People's Democratic Republic of Korea? (or is it "democratic people's republic of korea"? I can never remember. maybe it's "heavily armed but starving dictatorship of korea".) anyway, every day is a special treat because instead of being concerned about invading (do they have oil fields there?) i get to laugh at their sweet-guy hats and sweet-guy jackets. apparently there are no tailors in the people's dictatorship of ill-fitting suits. they look like weeble-wobbles. the fearless leader (not pictured) looks like a bobblehead doll come to life.

in this photo, that guy in the front is a south korean soldier. He's got an earpiece, a helmet (w/ stickers, showing some individuality), sunglasses, and a wicked look. the only reason those clowns in the background are still weebling at attention is because he approves. that's the guy you send to the hostile border.
okay then.

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