pop quiz

[no photo - i'm posting remotely; imagine a picture of a seedy-looking hotel]
out of town this week, staying at the silicon valley Ramada Inn. Or, as I've taken to calling it, the Ramad-awful, or the Ramiserable. it offers a free breakfast buffet, which is nice. there isn't much else in the way of amenities. if you don't mind holes in the sheets, cigarette burns in the carpet, and a heater that smells like a toaster on fire, then book a room next time you're in the area.

it's a franchise of the Ramada chain, independently owned and operated. that means you can find at least one of the following in the lobby on any given night:

a) a guy taking piano lessons

b) a very fat cat sleeping on a chair

c) a guy w/ no teef and long, greasy hair "working" at the front desk, and by "working" i mean "sleeping"

any guesses?
take your time.
i'll shrink it down to prevent cheating.

trick question! the answer is all of the above! there are no wrong answers! everybody wins!
i hit the trifecta when I checked in on tuesday. super!

thanks for reading.
stay tuned to the blog because I've got some good ideas for entries later this week. one about funny things my friends have said to me in the past couple weeks (e.g. when a girl asked my buddy when she could make him dinner he said, "never") and another entry about that other thing. good times!