Someecards delivers the goods- what your Gmail really says

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This is lifted straight from someecards so if they kill the link you'll have to get there on your own.

It's the subtext of your gmail inbox. 
I laughed.

My favorite? "Belligerent, easily debunkable conspiracy theories about 'our so-called president'", from grandma. Mine used to come from my (old, racist, crazy) great aunt. Now she gets shunned to the spam folder.