I'll keep that in mind

What gets you banned from Xbox Live for 7,989 years? Take it away, Kotaku:

http://kotaku.com/5520100/what-gets-you-banned-from-xbox-live-until-the-year-9999

If you don't want to read the small print, here's a summary:

"Would be helpful if someone could enlighten me as to why he has been suspended until 31/12/9999 without notification" reads the plea from user TC57UK. Xbox Live enforcer XBLPET Whiskey was on-hand to provide said notification.

XBLPET's response:
"Your son was exposing himself on camera in Uno."