I'm in training

Been on a training program because my friend needs some before & after photos to promote this exercise plan he's trying to sell. I believe in the plan, and I like to exercise (read: I ain't got shit to do) so I signed up. Anyway, when that's done I need to start training for my trip to Chicago in August, which I explained to my friend Emily thusly:


I've already mapped out my Chicago prep workout routine. it's mostly push ups and sit ups (so I look good with my shirt off) followed by shotgunning 8 beers (to prepare the liver). I call this routine 'the college', as in, 'I can't meet you for lunch on Saturday, I'm doing a college'. it's like crossfit, but for people with a social life
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