Which button do you push to call your parents to come pick you up?

Video below is one of my all-time favorite bits from the old Conan.

Favorite line (from title) appears about 7 minutes in. You can skip to it, but you'll miss some classic nerd insults if you do. I'm a nerd's nerd, so maybe this stuff makes me laugh because it hits close to home? Not sure. Full disclosure: photo evidence notwithstanding, I wasn't much of a Star Wars obsessive. And I have kissed a girl. (I know, I couldn't believe it either.)














Triumph The Insult Comic Dog - Star Wars
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