Periodic Table of Swearing (UK Edition)

We love periodic tables of all types here at GJAW. This periodic table of swearing is the UK version, so they have the c-word, a word so severe that I reserve its use for only the most vile applications (such as my friends' ex-wives), set as element number 1. They take a different approach across the pond.

My favorite element? Number 58 - Lra, "Looking like a right arsehole."

Followed closely by number 57 (Lob: Load of bollocks) and 72 (Cfb: Christ on a fucking bike).

Enjoy.