So I'm doing some international news reading over on the Guardian (because I'm so cosmopolitan) and the first article I visited was - of course - "Cheerleading scandals hit all-time high in 2008". Sure I could read about the crisis in Gaza or the global financial markets but I'd be lying if I said I didn't see what the cheerleading scandal had to offer first. And I was rewarded with the following:
And the Arizona State Cheerleaders had naughty pics leaked on the internet as did the Sacramento Kings cheerleaders, a school cheerleading team in Seattle, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers cheerleading squad, the Orange Coast College cheerleaders in Costa Mesa, California, the cheerleaders at a school in North Carolina, and the Cleveland Cavs cheerleaders.
I say 'rewarded' because this is an international newspaper, and it's hilarious to me that the tramps that are going to college RIGHT DOWN THE STREET from where I live made it into an article on the Guardian. Nice work, ladies. No wonder this guy is a junior college English professor. In Orange County.*
* Actually true. Seriously.