It was only one, but it was the one I wanted to eat

This graphic courtesy Sonz, who is great.
Cookie Monster is rad2themax.

Also great: cookies. Seriously I love stuffing cookies in my face like it's my job. Actually more, because I don't love my job. Don't get me wrong, it's great and all, but it's not cookies.

True story: When I told my girlfriend I loved her more than anything she said, "More than cookies?"
Ahh she's got jokes. At least, I think she was joking.