election day, T.O.

greetings from sunny southern CA.
we're back again with a critique of the inimitable dicky v, as well as a transcript of an interview that the noted journalist Michael Irvin had with Terrell Owens.
[brief aside: if you type "Michael Irvin" into the ESPN search it lists him under the category "Talent". I am not making this up.]
first, a short transcript of Irvin's interview with Terrell Owens. I think I covered some of Irvin's skilled interview techniques in an earlier blog (he was talking to LaVar Arrington, who resisted the invitation to trash his coaches).
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[close up of T.O., looking in the mirror at himself] damn, the T.O. looks gooooooood today. hey, michael, you done down there?
[Irvin, on his knees, fellating T.O.,] mmm... mmmwhat? damn, you think you guys would be better if Brett "15 TDs and 14 INTs in '05" Fav-ruh was playing the quarterback position passsing to number 81 in our programs but number 1 in your heart?
T.O.: hell yeah! Favre's a warrior. He knows how to win. [pauses, looks down] talk into the microphone, mike! that's right! Drew, get in here and mind the stepchildren!
irvin: mmm... yeahhmmmm... damn right...
"playmaker" indeed.
no tv for theDoosh right now. apparently there was some kind of a mix-up with the ps2 and the cable box. the guy is coming. It crapped out friday so I missed the entire weekend of NBA action, plus the NFL, and I'm pretty sure there ws a game on monday night, too. I think maybe it'll be back on thursday. groinballs.
oh yeah, it's election day. hopefully you voted.