The talk turned to recreational drug use, as it sometimes does when talking to that kind of girl in that kind of bar, and one of the girls looked at me and said, "You don't look like somebody that does drugs - you look like somebody that does [thinks about it for a second] protein."
I'm not even sure what that means, but I laughed. And besides: she's not wrong. In the end they had to look elsewhere to find what they were looking for. I give them credit for being honest about it.