Watermelon facebomb

Terrible day today. Just fucking terrible.
Bad news in my personal and professional life. On the professional front, my company is being acquired by another company. Should know if I have a job in the next 4-6 weeks. If not, well, I'll get a new job. That's life. Could have done without that news, esp. in light of the personal disappointment. But it's not like you get to choose this stuff. It just happens.

On the other hand, people still punish themselves with watermelons to the face.

True story: I sometimes use the phrase "I can't feel my face" after I've had several drinks. So that makes it funnier when the girl says it after she eats the watermelon.

It's the little things.