14 December 2016
Smart Watches Remain Poop, and Skateboarding is Rad
//Edited to fix the text glitch. HTML oopsie.//
This skate video is insane. There are so many out of this world tricks that you get numb to it after a while. Almost. Enjoy.
Big shout to Big Cheese for sharing the video. But also, he writes:
while i agree with you that the smart watch is unappealing in every way, this sounds a lot like your abhorrence of smart phones.
regardless, I got a hand-me-down g-shock about 10 years ago, and with a new band the thing is pretty amazing
Yes! My loathing of 'smart' watches has a lot of overlap with my well-documented loathing of 'smart' phones. Part of this is my general luddite attitude, and part of it is rebellion against inaccurate language, and part of it is a simple rejection of a shit product.
My luddite attitude is a bit overstated. I heart the technology as much or more than the next guy. It pays the bills! (As I type this I'm listening to music on my iPhone via Soundcloud. With proper headphones you can dodge much of the bullshittery associated with your smartphone. It's nice! Good thing apple didn't fuck that up. Oh wait. Very courageous. Seriously. Courage.) Inaccurate language is important - 'smart' phones are not really phones, and 'smart' watches are not really watches. Both are computers, and while the phone really is a revolutionary gadget the smartwatch is lame junk. Someday it may not be so lame, like when the battery lasts for more than 12 hours or it replaces your phone altogether.
My other spicy hot beef with these products is that 'smart' watches violate most of the principles of good design. What are they good for? Not much. They aren't good computers, and they aren't good watches. There is no reason to buy one unless you cannot look at your phone. Save your money. Or buy something that isn't shit, and wear it with the warming knowledge that you're a jackass that REALLY knows how to waste money on prestige brands.