|10:00 PM in Phoenix is Lovely This Time of Year|
Phoenix is awful. Phoenix is what would happen if someone decided to build a huge shopping mall in Hell.
The only nice thing I can say about it is that there is a weirdly disproportionate number of attractive women there. Why is that? No idea. Must be some kind of social pressure, like in some Southern cities. It is weird. They must enjoy being sweaty, because living in Phoenix is like living in the business end of a blowtorch.