Sucrose Jesus it's been almost a week

Greetings from that place where that thing happens.

Not much to report. Been busy doing this and that. You know how it is. I'll be attending a wedding this weekend (not my own). Only attending in a dating capacity. I also attended a wedding last weekend in a similar capacity. That was a spectacle. It included, in no particular order: the groom falling down drunk, the groom tackling one of the groomsman, the bride shedding tears of frustration, the groom being held up while he cut the cake (I found this all a bit too much since he was cutting rug on the dancefloor shortly before - he can dance but he can't stand up without aid? doubtful), some of the grooms friends knocking down a picture and breaking it, the bride's sister giving a weird tearful speech about some random bullshit no one cared about, and the best man giving a superb speech. Highlight: "I knew you in junior high when you went through your gangster phase - rocked that tough-guy mustache and flannel. You had that job at Baskin-Robbins so you put on weight - it really completed the look."

This weekend's event will probably have some good speeches but quite a lot less drama. Probably. It's a wedding so you never know.

Music is for Bolters who is going to see Mumford and Sons this weekend. Lucky duck.