Oliver Heldens: We're on a Boat!

Sometimes you just need to get out of the house. How can you maintain social distance while still straight vibin? 

On a boat, obvs. 

One man (and his boat driver person) bringing the beats to the people. 

It's not much but I'll take it. 

I Don't Know I Just Work Here

Are you tired of quarantine? Me too, and I have the benefit of my own living space and (just about) all the entertainment that money can buy. Youtube served me this, because at this point Google probably knows me better than I do myself.

In times like these it's good(?) to turn to the classics, and this song takes me places. Several years ago my friend got married and had an 80s cover band for the music. They had party favor packages with neon wristbands, headbands, neon wayfarer-style sunglasses, neon necklaces, and stickers and flare. The band brought the HEAT. I drank too much the correct amount, wore out the dance floor, had PDA with the hot Swedish cousin (a former Guess girl, allegedly), and made those sunglasses look like it was hot in 1988. Dear Reader, I am here to tell you that it fucking ruled.

In summary: I need to get out of the house. Until then, let's kick out some jams.

Wash Your Hands, Maintain Social Distance, and Wear a Mask

Not much to report.
Wear a mask, wash your hands often, and avoid people. I was doing the first two before the plague kicked off, but the mask really completes my look.

This thing will be going on for a good long while. The social distance and mask wearing should continue until we have a vaccine, and/or the infections start to slow down. Expect second and third waves of the epidemic to hit once this first wave is done, with more of the same all over again.

I don't have any good news. I hope that you are not sick, and that you do not get sick.
See you out there.