it's in the bible - I looked it up

my good friend Jordan suggested I leave the OC for sunny Chico (where he's getting his masters or teaching credential or something). he said:

you should probably come up here and become a lake guy with a kick ass ski boat. you can't escape it, it's in your genes.

I said: I can get a ski boat to impress the co-eds. is it bad if that sounds awesome to me? maybe a little.

he responded: Anything that involves co-eds and ski boats is totally awesome. It's in the bible. I looked it up.

cheap laughs

i don't care if you've heard this joke already. it's still funny.

Big going-away party for my friend tomorrow night. She's moving to "new york". I put it in quotes because she's actually moving to Wehauken, New Jersey. Wait, that's not the same thing? says who?

they don't call him jay-jo for nothing

my friend Sam has a nice little thing going on over there in cyberspace. Plus he just got engaged. But he also has a sweet picture of me with my "girlfriend", or at least a girl that I tried to make time with a few months ago. You can see me working to number-close in the photo. If you don't know what 'number-close' means, you better ask somebody.

special bonus feature: sweet shot of my man Jay-Jo dropping it like it's hot at the engagement party. get there. You can see Sam's description of the event over on his thing with the thing.

laughs, plus really good music, plus I suck at guitar (x2807)

Spent last night playing guitar (badly) and going to a show with some friends. We saw the Fishtank Ensemble in LA, and they were awesome.

That's them in the photo, and l to r there's a fiddler, guitarist, accordionist, singer/2nd fiddle/banjolele/handsaw, upright bass, and shamisan. At least I think it's a shamisan. A very old japanese string instrument? yeah, one of those.

Anyway, it was wicked good. One drawback to the show was they started playing super late, so it was tough to hang around on a school night. They played some Romanian dance tunes (really), some gypsy (Roma) party music, and Mozart, among other selections. I've only really heard about the Roma in the context of their culture, and not much of it good. But the music is fun, and it's jaw-droppingly cool to see it performed live. Seeing six people onstage performing wickedly complex musical pieces is always a treat. If they come to your town, go check them out.

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unrelated, I had some big laughs with my friends before and after the show. My friend Jordan described how he first kissed a girl. He was fourteen-ish, and although he liked a girl and she seemed interested, he couldn't work out how to actually french her. he asked her if she would be his girlfriend. she said, umm, no.

old jordan would have been put off by this, but new jordan had an ace up his sleeve: he was getting his wisdom teeth out in a couple days, and the dentist had told him that he might lose sensation in his lipface. so he tried a different strategy...

"I might lose feeling in my lips, because I'm having my wisdom teeth removed. Can we make out so I know what it feels like, just in case?"

her heart softens, because now he's like a soldier going off to war, except he's 14 and he's actually going off to the dentist. but still, they did some frenching. ahhh, young love.

Sam pointed out later that this was a good strategy, and that you can employ it for any surgical procedure. I was at similar risk when I had my back surgery, but I didn't take advantage. mores the pity.

thanks for reading.