Showing posts with label annoyingness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label annoyingness. Show all posts

22 June 2007

i-don't-care-any-more-phone


If you haven't heard, Apple is launching a new phone. Probably you have heard, because the media blitz and subsequent fawning from the press is out ouf control.

Apple is awesome at marketing. They have entire stores filled with product lines that no price-motivated computer user will buy. They have funny commercials. They cultivate an image that is both trendy and counter-culture, which is funny because Apple is at least as ruthless in their business as Dell or Gateway. They have to be, because their products cost more without doing more. That's where the marketing genius comes in. The ipod is neat, but the sound quality is mediocre and the gimmicky "accessories" all have one thing in common: they are expensive without being better.

If new features make you all hot and bothered, you can get a helio phone for a lot less money that does more. The iphone is nothing special. It's shiny and expensive and Cingular (sorry, AT&T) sucks so your service will be shite.* Cellphone features are evolving so rapidly that it won't be long before this minor innovation is out-done by some new device. Verizon passed on the iphone when Apple offered them a deal, so it's a safe bet they've got a supplier that's working on something even shinier and more costly.

For a more on this ridiculous gadget and the press coverage, see Slate.com.

*Before they rolled into ATT, Cingular had more customer complaints nationwide than all the other carriers combined. niiiiiiiice.

10 June 2007

so that's what $800,000 buys you


turns out that the London 2012 olympic logo cost $800,000 to "develop".
really.

have you seen it? yikes. they're going to use the same basic shape and change the color at random, or according to some pattern only they know. sort of like MTV in the early days. told you the 80's were coming back.

the head of the firm isn't talking, so we can't get any feedback on his vision. is it weird if a PR firm doesn't talk to the media? guess not.

25 April 2007

I know the feeling


Turns out I don't owe the feds $10,390. It was really just $700. Which is funny, because $700 seems more real to me because I can actually pay it, then eat ramen noodles for a while. Downside: ramen noodles are not my favorite. Upside: I think I'm dropping a few ell-bees.

Picture at left is from the running of the bulls in Pamplona. It's also a nice metaphor for my experience with the Feds; that's me in white.

04 April 2007

cool: the blue marble; not cool: getting a ticket for turning right on a red light without stopping


found an interesting website during a period of extended interweb dorkout the other day. The image at left comes from NASA, and besides being an utterly spectacular picture, it's completely free. I just have to say that it came from NASA (it does) and they also ask that you put a link to the origin of the image. done. If you're into that sort of thing, you can find a lot more (free) amazing images like the blue marble shot at left. enjoy.

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less cool than panoramic shots of planet earth is getting a ticket for turning right on a red light without stopping. I'll be doing my part for local government by cutting a them a nice check and also attending traffic school. super pumped about that. special bonus: the officer did tell me that it was "very expensive" ticket. thanks for the heads up. please go bother somebody else.